You guessed it, the snow is here putting Canada in a blanket of white stuff, leaving all runners to run inside.  Fret not, pedometers still work when running in the snow, indoors, or walking to your ice covered car.  Of course we are inside huddled by the furnace that isn’t blowing out any warm air, with our only daily exercise being the trip to the bathroom.  So, while it gets colder and colder, we are headed off to the Shoe Company to get our free pedometer to track how many steps it really takes from the couch to the toilet.

You have to print this out and head over to your nearest Canada Shoe Company Store. If you read closely you’ll see it’s already free at all Ontario Stores and starting November 26, all Canada Stores.

Just print this link out

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I’m da Kazak man brought to you by dee lovely gentlemens from the Canada Samples  The told me that toooday they have string for da tennis racket.  In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis. We know what is tennis but we are using the rackets to hit our sisters.  We take the string and use for the teeth. My wive no use the string from paddle and she now have teeth like goat.

Yes dat my wive.  She look like goat and she die in field.  We make big party after, high five!

Why Canada Samples they give these things free? Only thing free in Kazahkstan was my brother, we win him in carnival.  So please make your teeth very nice with strings, don’t look like old wife Ugly woman.

Free Pro Strings for Tennis Rackets

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Free trial size of head and shoulders, good for those doctors wishing to create the next Frankenstein.  Yes it’s left over heads and shoulder pieces from excommunicated Japanese robots who were behaving improperly giving tourists the wrong direction to the washroom.  Wait… hold on, I’ve just been told this sample actually is for the washroom, for washing your head and shoulders, that is, shampoo.  So I guess we ran out of Japanese robot pieces, but if you, like me, have hair that looks like that Hobo’s mangly mess of hair on mainstreet (or you really are the hobo), time to get cleaned up in about 4 to 6 weeks.

This head and shoulders shampoo sample is good if you:
have a dry, itchy scalp
have dry and frizzy hair
want to keep my hair clean and manageable
have an upcoming soap wrestling tournament you need to prepare for

Whatever you reasoning go ahead and sign up for your free head and shoulders shampoo

Free Head and Shoulders Shampoo Canada
Get it via this link

I love the winter.  My lack of Shampoo use doesn’t show in when it’s snowing… I mean even though I have free samples of shampoo bottles from hotels, this sample website, and of course stuff left from old girlfriends, I always forget to use it.  So when it snows, you don’t see the dandruff snowing off my scalp.  You might say it is a problem, but I say let it snow!  Well it’s been snowing a lot lately off the top of my scalp so I figured I would try to be one of the first 500 responses of this week to get a free 1 oz. bottle of Bubbles and Beads dog shampoo.  I am not a dog, but I think I will try it anyway (though we do not recommend anyone using this for anyone other than dogs, that’s right, shampoo not to be used for, people, creating a tidal wave on tiny ant hills, making your cat mad at you, or sending this to your ex wife telling her that it is for her personal use.)  But for rover, pooch, spot, or whatever you call your dog, Bubbles N Beads is probably perfect.

What they say: First 500 responses per week will receive a FREE 1oz. sample of Bubbles N Beads dog shampoo! Bubbles N Beads is an all-natural shampoo contains exclusive micro-beads packed with conditioning vitamins. They penetrate the coat, burst against the skin, delivering their nutrients right where they’re needed; at the follicle. The result is a healthier, shinier more lustrous coat with less itching and flaking.

Free Shampoo for Dogs, Dog Shampoo Free for first 500
Try your luck via this link (if not just try again next week)

The US Federal Reserve suffers an economic crisis and the offer the world free Comic Books? Why? Because comic books are cool, and the country that helped start the global meltdown wants to teach the world about finances through the use of comic books, clever eh? Now while your kids might be reading about Superman and growing their imaginations, mine are reading Federal Reserve Comic Books, finding out about the wonderful superhero called the SUPER economic growth from barter to sophisticated systems involving banking and inflation MAN.  My kids can read about the how the SUPER economy can change from a barter system to a modern banking system and fight the EVIL inflation.  Our kids need to understand why we are often freaking out when we open up the newspaper, because the EVIL stockmarket is taking all the good people’s money.  Oh no what are we going to do to fight this EVIL threat to humankind?  You are going to have to read to find out!

Trust me your kids are gonna be so EXCITED (KAPOW!) to read Federal Reserve Comic Books and about the financial banking system and it’s fiscal policies (CHA CHING!) as well as the importance of balancing a checkbook told from the point of view of TWO retired BASKETBALL PLAYERS!  We’re excited, aren’t you?

(These books are free most likely courtesy of the tax dollars that the lovely people of the United States pay).

Get Your Own Federal Reserve Comic Books for Free
The Comic Book Publications are free  via this link